Sunday, 20 August 2017

Laughter...The Hells Angel and the last kiss.

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.


Lawak sikit
Great Classic......

The tale of the Indian barber employed by the Malaysian Government to cut the hair of Malaysian Cabinet Ministers.
While hair cutting, the Barber, asked Prime Minister Najib, “What’s this 1MDB issue?”
Najib shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.”
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked new Deputy PM, “Sir, what’s this "Donation money" issue?’’
DPM shouted, “Why do you ask me this question and this no business of yours!”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, just simply asked you.”
Next day, the Police interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Opposition Party PKR?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
Police: “Are you the agent of Anwar?”
Barber: “No Sir.”
Police: “Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about 1MDB and "Donation money" issues?”
Barber: “Sir, the reason is when I ask about 1MDB or "Donation money", the Ministers’ hair stands up straight and that helps me to cut their hair easily!”

Masanya sudah tiba....

Masanya sudah tiba...the time has come to write of things that matters. Of things that moves you and me....of things that will make or break what future we will leave for our children and their talk of what awaits what time we have left in this physical world that we now live in. 

There are too many of you out there for me to even begin to think that I can have an idea of what matters to any of you. Too many of you out there for me to even begin to second guess, assume or have the arrogance to think I know what you all are thinking ....and I am too much of a realist to think that we are all of one mind. So I will do what I know best to do....share with you my thoughts, my druthers and my hope for the times that are ahead.....and more in line with the first lines of this posting....I want to write about the things that really matters. 

Apart from my family and the need to provide for them a roof over their head and their daily bread...and of course to live life as I think it is to be waking hours are consumed by what is happening in K Hell. Not with what I left behind in K Hell....the remains of my parents buried many many years ago in Jalan Ampang (though they are always in my thought) in front of what used to be the Le Coq Dor restaurant, not of my two brothers and a sister, not too much of my relatives, the people, the food and everything else that makes Malaysia the place I once knew and still yearn for in my moments alone.....those things I do think about once in a while....but all those things pale in comparison with what troubles me most.

The state of our nation today.

Not the economic malaise that has clouded the present and future of our nation and our people. Not the troubling under current of racial and religious discord that seems to threaten to boil over any day now. Not even the thought that my classmate and friend, Anwar Ibrahim is now in Sungai Buloh incarcerated for reasons best known to the very people in government who were once together with him in the same political entity we all know as Umno. Though all these things are troubling, they are still secondary to the things that concerns me most.

What then concerns me most?

The thing that troubles me most is that we have a penipu, penyagak, pencuri, penamak  pengkhianat, pengechut, and a self proclaimed Bugis Warrior as prime minister. How has it come to this? 

How is it possible for someone like Najib Razak to even be able to enter Putrajaya what more live in that palace in the sky we know as Seri Perdana? How?

That is what is troubling me much too often these days. what does it says about us to allow Najib Razak to be prime minister? What does it says about our values, about our expectations of our leaders to have allowed this man to be prime minister of our beloved Malaysia? At the least you must, like me, accept personal blame and responsibility for allowing this to happen. Blaming Mahathir is too easy a thing to do though an argument can be made that he is in part responsible for the mess that we are now in. 

No my friends I will do what most of you may find it hard to do. I will take some responsibility for allowing a  penipu, penyagak, penucuri, penamak  pengkhianat, pengechut and a self proclaimed Bugis Warrior as my prime minister...and having taken that responsibility I will do what I can do to try and change things....write. But that is only "some" of the must join me in taking "some" of the other Tun Dr Mahathir has those who are now within Pakatan Harapan has done. Stand up erect, one hand help high to warn Najib that we have had enough of him  and the other with a stone hidden quietly and softly away should Najib will do to us what he has done to our brothers and sisters who have been courageous enough to stand up and be counted in their opposition to him. 

Now what is that we are united under Tun Dr Mahathir, Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang....united in memory of our departed heroes....Karpal Singh and aruah Tok Guru Nik Aziz..what is next?

You go do what you can. What you think you cannot must still try. Try to have the courage to stand against Najib even if PDRM threatens to beat you senseless. Try to make your voice heard through any means possible even as our friends are being taken to court for insulting Najib and threatening to overthrow this insidious BN regime under Najib Razak.....even as Rafizi and others are being prosecuted and persecuted for doing so.  

And as I have said....I will write.

Najib may be many things...a penipu, penyagak, penucuri, penamak  pengkhianat, pengechut and a self proclaimed Bugis Warrior....but he is not stupid. He knows that there is a tidal wave bearing down on him as PRU14 inevitably nears. He knows that the contempt and hatred we feel towards him and his wife is real and palpable. He knows that with every passing day the opposition against him, against the Umno and BN that he leads is real and suffocating so much so that he is beginning to choke...and he knows that it is no longer a matter of "if" but "when" he will have to face his "Waterloo" alone and naked sans all that he has now .....because all that he has now will, like the proverbial rats fleeing a sinking ship...will disappear the moment Najib blinks!    

You can be assured that Najib Razak understands what he hs is facing going into PRU14. Tun Mahathir, Anwar Ibrahim and Kit Siang are only the manifestation of the peoples hatred and contempt for Najib Razak and Rosmah Mansor. Tun Dr Mahathir, Anwar Ibrahim and Kit Siang cannot be where they are now ( leaders of an opposition against Najib Razak and the BN he leads) without the support of the people of Malaysia. If they do not have the numbers to make change happens....if the electorate are not ready for change and need leaders to focus and make palpable their desire and aspiration for change to happen...then Tun Dr Mahathir, Anwar Ibrahim and Lim Kit Siang will not have Pakatan Harapan. They will not dare to think that they will take government in Putrajaya after PRU14. They know this, we know this and Najib Razak and Rosmah knows this! 

And so the battle lines are drawn and as Najib Razak has said....nothing is sacred anymore.    
And so we must armed ourselves with "anything that is not sacred" anymore. And what is not sacred anymore? You guess is as good as mine...but to me, what it means is simply this:

Do not turn the other cheek anymore!

Anwar Ibrahim never did. Lim Kit Siang and Guan Eng never did....and you know that Tun Dr Mahathir never ever did. And all those in Pakatan Harapan and with Pakatan Harapan must also no longer turn the other cheek to Najib and all that he represents : the corruption, the arrogance and the filth and shit that Umno and BN has now become....and putting a monkey call Isa in charge of the FGV banana plantation is, but just another one of those evolving putrid corruption scam that Najib indulges in time and time again. 

Masanya sudah tiba for all of us to do what we can and what we must, to rid ourselves, our people and our country of this penipu, penyagak, penucuri, penamak  pengkhianat, pengechut, and a self proclaimed Bugis Warrior who dares to call himself prime minister of our country. Even as I write this I know that Najib is wetting himself thinking of the fate that will befall him and Rosmah when PRU14 is over. His only consolation is that he thinks there is enough greed in Umno, BN, the Attorney General, that tweet of an IGP and  the many many Malaysians who still have their hand out for more dedak.....Najib thinks that their greed will save the day for him. Well here is the thing about greed....

And nobody else knows this better than Najib and that bitch of a wife, Rosmah Mansor! 

So hold on to what you have....that unshakable maxim that in the end good will prevail over evil, that the truth shall prevail and that most telling of all things....God is great....and though we may call him by different the end, HIS will shall prevail. 

I am one. With you we are two....who else will join us? 

Saturday, 19 August 2017

Chandrasekaran ; Our corrupted Barisan Nasional government is refusing to give quality health care and quality medication to all Ex Servicemen pensioners, veterans and Government servant pensioners.

👆Dare to think differently.
Pleased read this very important article and share to all your friends.
To All Ex Servicemen pensioners, veterans and Government servant pensioners.
Our corrupted Barisan Nasional government is refusing to give quality health care and quality medication to all Ex Servicemen pensioners, veterans and Government servant pensioners.

The government prefers all those pensioners who are suffering for various illness at their advanced age to rot and died. They care a damn about the years of service and sacrifice given to the nation by these pensioners and Armed forces veterans.
They are only interested in our voters in the election to keep them in power and steal the country’s wealth. This country is at the verge of bankruptcy. Currently our country's deficit is about 615 billions and economist believe if no corrective measures are taken,the deficit will hit a trillion mark in a few years time.
The economy is very bad. This the reason even funds for pensioners medical care are slashed. The Health Ministry is take disastrous action in cutting cost at the expense of the pensioners health.

Effective from 1 july, the health ministry have stopped all branded quality medication prescribed by government hospital doctors or specialist to Ex Servicemen pensioners, veterans and Government servant pensioners.
Normally when a doctors prescribe medications that is not available in government pharmacy, they will together with the prescriptions give an acknowledgement form.( Borang perubatan 1/09 permohonan perbelanjaan kemudahan perubatan). Pensioners can purchase these special medications or medical equipments from private pharmacy, pay first and submit claim to PSD or Armed forces veteran department, later their claims shall be reimburse into their account. The other convenient and hassle free alternative,is to go directly to the outsourced pharmacy vendor Oratis Rx with the prescriptions just collect the medications without any upfront payment. Oratis Rx even send the schedule medication via postal to your house without any cost.
Now all our entitlements, facilities, required benefits and much needed quality medications all are taken away and withdrawn by the BN government. They have even terminated the contract of outsourced pharmacy vendor Oratis Rx. 
Now government doctors can only prescribed the medication that is available in the hospital pharmacy and the worst is, in government hospital even the existing quality medication are compromised with cheaper alternatives.
If you still wish to continue with the alternative quality medication, you have to pay for it. I am sure from now on, these quality medication are all going to be out of reach for those needed pensioners. Most of this medicine are expensive and they cannot afford it anymore. Prepare to suffer with your illness and prepare for early death. I am really so sorry to say such a thing. I am in the same boat with you.

Affected pensioner.

Sarawak Report More Questions For 1MDB And Ananda Krishnan....

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Tun : Sebelum permergian ku ke ramahtulah......

🌹Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad

Sebelum permergian ku ke ramahtulah, saya tidak ingin melihat negara yang saya bina selama 22 tahun sudah dihancurkan oleh NAJIB(orang yang saya angkatnya menjadi PM kerana membalas budi ayahnya TUN RAZAK.
(Before I meet my maker, I would not want to see the country that I built in 22 years destroyed by Najib (the person I favored to be the PM because of my gratitude to his dad Tun Razak).

Saya akan berasa salah dan dosa kerana saya sudah tersalah angkat orang, iaitu saya sudah angkat orang yang sedang menjahanamkan titik peluh ku Malaysia.
(I feel guilt and sin that I have supported the wrong guy, i.e. someone who is destroying my sweat and toil for my Malaysia)
Sebab itu saya bertekad akan berusaha dengan sedaya upaya untuk menjatuhkan NAJIB, untuk menebus kembali kesilapan yang sudah saya buat.
(Because of this I am determined to do my level best to bring down Najib to atone for the mistake that I have made)
Sebelum pejam mata dan menghembus nafas yang terakhir, saya ingin melihat negara ku Malaysia dan rakyat ku menjadi maju dan sejahtera, saya akan memperjuangkan untuk negaraku dan rakyat ku sehingga saya mati.
(Before I closed my eyes and breathe my last, I hope to see my country Malaysia and my people progress and have well-being, I would strive for country and people till my death)
Dengan Ini saya menyeru semua rakyat Malaysia yang cintakan negara ini, bangkitlah! kita bersama menumbangkan NAJIB dan BN untuk selamatkan negara kita daripada dihancur oleh NAJIB.
(With this I appeal/urge all Malaysian citizens who love the country to rise! Together we dethrone Najib and BN to save the country from destruction by Najib)
Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad.🌹

Insulting Najib. Let me have my say!

Three charged with insulting Najib
 | August 18, 2017 
The three have been charged separately under the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 (Act 588) which carries a maximum RM50,000 fine or one-year imprisonment or both, upon conviction. 
najib-insultPETALING JAYA: A recruiter, a storekeeper and a roti canai seller have been charged separately at a Sessions Court in Kuala Lumpur on Friday with allegedly insulting Prime Minister Najib Razak.
Recruiter Nor Sabariah Abdul Kadir, 29, was accused of leaving a comment about Najib on the Otai Bersih Facebook page with the intention to insult another person, reported The Star. She is alleged to have committed the offence at 5.11pm on Feb 1.
Storekeeper Ng Thai Quen, 19, was accused of posting an edited image of Najib and his wife, Rosmah Mansor, on his Facebook page between 7pm on Dec 15, 2016, and 7am on Dec 16, 2016.
Roti canai seller Mazlan Yusoff was accused of posting an article titled “Zimbabwe Today Is M’sia Tomorrow” with an edited photo of Najib and China’s former leader Mao Ze Dong. He is alleged to have committed the offence using a Facebook profile under the name “Zain Al Aznam” at 2.53am on Nov 11, 2016.

When a recruiter, a storekeeper and a roti canai seller are considered to be a threat to the prime minister of our country...what does that say about the prime minister? Hell...what does that say about our country?

What do I think of Najib? 

Everyone in Malaysia is dumber for having him as prime minister. 
Every Malaysian, including his wife and that girl in PD, has been screwed left, right and centre...the only difference is that his wife has profitted handsomely for it. 
Every Malaysian is waiting for him to be thrown into Sungai Buloh but you can bet anything you like that nobody in Sungai Buloh will drop a soap in the shower for Najib to pick up...

And as for his wife....
She has a great face for make-up.
I was going to give her a nasty look...but she already has one.
I am typing this with my middle finger
I am no proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.
The last time I saw a face like hers...I fed it a banana.
She brings a lot of joy when she leaves a room.
If Najib wanted a bitch he should have bought a dog
She is the reason God created a middle finger. fat is she?  

What about Najib? 
For a start, Rosmah can get plastic surgery for her ugliness but Najib will be stupid for eternity. But let us get serious....I am not too good at insults ..these people can say what I, and many Malaysians want to say about Najib...but only better, louder and with more conviction and heart!

In Australia, if you do not like the prime minister, 
you can call him a "dickhead"...(kepala b_t_h)
and everybody, including the prime minister,
has a good laugh!